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The squeaky wheel sometimes falls off...
A story which is a bit of a classic among crew at BA (British AIrways) is the story of a
white South African woman who called the crew to say she couldn't sit next to
her neighbour, they were traveling in coach. Her neighbour was black and it
appeared to the crew that she had racist overtones. The stewardess returned
and said to the lady that the problem had been solved and asked the very
obviously distressed black guy to accompany her, as they had found a seat for
him in First Class.
Submitted by Paul Griffiths (UK)
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Getting to know you...
This is what happened to me on Royal Air Nepal.
My flight from Hong Kong to Kathmandu on Royal Air Nepal was delayed repeatedly throughout the afternoon and evening, but never more than an hour at a time. We actually bagan to board the plane at 11:30 PM, 10 hours later than scheduled. While the plane taxied across the runway our Sari-wearing flight attendants began to give emergency instructions. They had gotten as far as "in the case of an emergency lights in the aisle will guide you to the exits," when the lights in the cabin went off and the plane suddenly accelerated down the runway. The emergency lights came on as expected, so we could see the flight attendants scrambling for places to sit. One was trapped in the middle of the coach area and couldn't find a seat to sit in while the plane took off. She reached down to the nearest man, unbuckled his seat belt, and sat on his lap, belting herself in as the nose of the plane lifted off the ground.
Submitted by Michael Pulling
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and some great anecdotes from down under and across the pond...
How about watching someone trying to light a primus stove to cook his meal on a flight between Bangalore and Bombay just before being pounced on by a stewardess?
How about a large, blue haired American lady saying, after landing at Da Vinci Airport, "When did they rename this place, Roma?"
While waiting to catch a flight from Sydney to Canberra I couldn't help but notice man walking about in the departure lounge dressed in a duck suit (going "Quack, quack"). To get on the plane (a DC9) he had to remove the head. He ended up sat across the aisle from me. Curiosity got the better of me. "What's the story?" I asked. "I was at a fancy-dress party dressed in this and was bet that I couldn't fly in it. 'You're on!' I said."
Or, having struck up a conversation just after take off from Heathrow en route to Sydney (first stop Bombay) with my next-seat neighbour, a slightly intoxicated Irishman being asked, "What time are we due into Dublin, then?" - We didn't half enjoy the flight to Bombay after he'd calmed down!!!
Submitted by Chris Billinge
Heard a funny story a few months ago on BBCs Radio 2 early morning show -
There is a long line of passengers waiting to check-in at the checkin desk, check-in girl obviously a bit harrassed, when a man, full of his own importance bussles up to the front of the line demanding to be checked in first -
Check-in girl - "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to stand in line like everyone else"
Guy - " DO'NT YOU KNOW WHO I AM ??!!!"
Check-in girl - (Reaching for the microphone) - Bing-Bong " Ladies and gentlemen, we have a gentleman at the check in desk who doesn't appear to know who he is, if anyone can help please come to the check in desk, thankyou"
Guy - "WELL - #&*! YOU lady"
Check-in Girl - "I'm sorry sir, but you'll have to stand in line for that as well!!"
Submitted by Jim Turbefield
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Really very funny ! just go on with it !
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